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en-us2006-03-01T08:18:19+00:00Long time no update...
http://www.cowsmopolitan.com/archives/2006/03/long_time_no_up_1.html
Well it's been a good long time since we've updated Cowsmo, my goal is to update at least once per day. Anyhow, I've dug up a favorite of mine to kick things off....Bovine HumorJamison2006-03-01T08:18:19+00:00Did You See that Cow?
http://www.cowsmopolitan.com/archives/2004/08/did_you_see_tha.html
With the Alpha Bull out and about, we're waiting on the whole story about this wonderful cow! All I can say is that is one cute heifer!...Bovine HumorJamison2004-08-21T21:18:21+00:00Save the World!
http://www.cowsmopolitan.com/archives/2004/07/save_the_world.html
Oh what have they done to our beloved bovines! Save the earth from his horrible invasion. Yeah it's kinda cheesy, but hey! It's got cows! Mutant Alient Cow Invasion...Jamison2004-07-31T18:23:00+00:00Flaming Manure
http://www.cowsmopolitan.com/archives/2004/07/flaming_manure.html
More depressing news from the Underground Bovine Resistance: Just Two Words: 'Flaming Manure' (Ferndale, Wash.-AP, July 29, 2004) Crews fighting a blaze in a three-acre manure lagoon Wednesday smothered the flames with more of the same - a blanket of...Cows in the NewsCrazyJoe2004-07-31T16:05:37+00:00Cow-Pies used as Energy Source!
http://www.cowsmopolitan.com/archives/2004/07/cowpies_used_as.html
Most disturbing News from the humans: Explorer kicks gas habit on roadtrip over 16,000 miles Alternative fuels, and vehicles, were used in 'eco-trek' around U.S. By Miguel Llanos, MSNBC An Australian explorer and TV host has gone where no American...Cows in the NewsCrazyJoe2004-07-31T15:59:32+00:00Runaway Cows Crsh Commuter's Car
http://www.cowsmopolitan.com/archives/2004/07/runaway_cows_cr.html
It seems some members of the Underground Bovine Resistance have been spotted! Runaway cows crush commuter's car Thursday July 29, 11:37 AM A woman was left in shock after a herd of runaway cows trampled over her car. Barbara Epps,...Cows in the NewsCrazyJoe2004-07-31T15:49:27+00:00Support the Underground Moovement!
http://www.cowsmopolitan.com/archives/2004/07/support_the_und_1.html
He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow punBovine HumorJamison2004-07-29T18:15:35+00:00Cows Vacation Finally Ends.
http://www.cowsmopolitan.com/archives/2004/07/cows_vacation_f.html
Two cows recaptured after wandering through beer tent at NS lobster festival PICTOU, N.S. (CP) It's a good thing the menu called for seafood instead of beef. Two cows have been captured after 15 adventurous days of freedom, including...Cows in the NewsCrazyJoe2004-07-28T20:31:07+00:00Ghost Cow!
http://www.cowsmopolitan.com/archives/2004/07/ghost_cow.html
A Ghostly Accident 28/06/2004 Nelspruit - An Mpumalanga woman swears she drove over the ghost of a man who was conjured up with muti. (Ghost Cow)...Cows in the NewsCrazyJoe2004-07-27T15:57:51+00:00Magical Trevor
http://www.cowsmopolitan.com/archives/2004/07/magical_trevor.html
Certainly not as addictive as Badgers Badgers Badgers, but much better than some of his work, Weebls Stff brings us "Magical Trevor", which stars a cow that goes on a Magical Journey. Watch out, the song is catchy, but...Bovine HumorCrazyJoe2004-07-27T07:01:21+00:00Greetings!
http://www.cowsmopolitan.com/archives/2004/07/greetings.html
Jamison here, reporting on what matters the most to our bovine friends. Apparenty Frau Paula of Wunstorf Germany was not permitted to make a withdrawl at the local bank due to thier policy of "No shoes, No service" Clearly...Cows in the NewsJamison2004-07-27T06:12:06+00:00Carbonated Milk Revisted
http://www.cowsmopolitan.com/archives/2004/07/carbonated_milk.html
Milk with bubbles? School already interested in new carbonated milk. VINNEE TONG, Associated Press Writer Sunday, August 31, 2003 PDT MILFORD, N.Y. (AP) -- Adding bubbles to milk is tricky. Pump in too many, and it foams over. Add...Cows in the NewsCrazyJoe2004-07-27T05:26:52+00:00"I'm a Cow" Flash
http://www.cowsmopolitan.com/archives/2004/07/im_a_cow_flash.html
Quite possibily the best darn flash movie on the internet to date, "I'm a Cow", by Aaron Pendland. His website is pretty nifty - for a human - located at Http://www.pendland.com. The link to the flash there is here....Bovine HumorCrazyJoe2004-07-27T05:20:38+00:00Web-Zine Issues Online!
http://www.cowsmopolitan.com/archives/2004/07/webzine_issues.html
It took me some time, but I have fixed the links to all of the old Webzine Issues of Cowsmo (all TWO of them)! Now that I have this 'new' Cowsmopolitan up and running, expect a new issue soon...Site NewsCrazyJoe2004-07-27T04:59:29+00:00Miracle Cow in Cambodia!
http://www.cowsmopolitan.com/archives/2004/07/miracle_cow_in_1.html
Cambodians lining up for miracle lick Thousands of ill Cambodians are flocking to this northern village to be licked by a mystical cow named Preah who is curing their complaints, its owner has claimed....Cows in the NewsCrazyJoe2004-07-25T08:07:41+00:00