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Aries
March 20 - April 19 : You may have the urge to be creative in the near
future, but avoid it as the human master may suspect your ill. Don't view
this as a sign to stop pursuing your artistic dreams. The underlying truth
is the docility that you display so well tries to manifest in the expected
oppression that is expected of you - Don't let others in the herd inhibit
where you want to graze.
Leo
July 22 - Aug. 22 : Times are changing. You should try and delay your
search for love and romance. Come to realize that there is more to life
than just the Bovine you crave, a relationship with them will not show
and display what you truly need. This is a time which you must listen
to the voices of the Herd and think about your heirchy therein. Once you
find an equilibrium, you can surely seek out your mate.
Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21 : Slow Down! The things you're doing are confusing the
herd, and bewildering the calves. Try and be more sensitive to others'
needs, and use a more calculated approach to life today. You will discover
that there is a higher level of Docility that you can achieve which eliminates
the need to be so active. Be willing to open up to less productive ways.
Go after that which you desire, unless it involves work on your part.
Taurus
April 20 - May 19 : It's best you don't know what is going to happen to
you and your closest friends soon. Suffice to say, the ones that bothered
you the most will suffer the same fate, but you won't be able to enjoy
it for long. It wasn't too late to prevent the future some months ago,
however it seems the advice I gave you then wasn't correct. Cowsmopolitan.com
apologizes profusely for this mistake.
Virgo
Aug 23 - Sept. 21 : The time is now to bring forth a burst of creative
energy into the herd. You'll find that your outgoing personality and love
for life will bolster the attitudes and aesthetics of all that are around
you. As you try your best to impress, be sure not to forget to stop every
now and then and chew the cud. Don't let others' anxiety cause you to
prevent anything you wish to accomplish.
Capricorn
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19 : Just sit back and observe the behavior of the rest
of the herd. Take a good long look how they graze, unaware of the things
you believe in. Figure out what makes them unaware to this all, and then
you can learn a great deal why you are so unique. Consider yourself a
role model, but don't try to get anyone to emulate you. Think about the
traits you exhibit that others in the herd should adopt to their own persona.
Gemini
May 20 - June 20 :Say goodbye to your friends that are a Taurus. You'll
find yourself in a rather climactic point in your life right now, as a
piece of your innocence will be taken away. The department of love and
romance may seem insignificant, but it's all you have, and you should
embrace it. Your creative levels have peaked, and you feel a strong urge
to discover what else is there - well, there's nothing. Now's the time
to get knocked up or knock up a few heifers. Everything else is trivial.
Libra
Sept. 22 - Oct. 22 : More more selective in which group you graze with
today. Don't waste your effort trying to fit into those social groups
that don't know you well. It isn't healthy to have selective aims, and
you'll find it harder to get motivated, but this is all just fine. This
is a time to lay low, to save your energy, to plan, to discuss with the
others matters beyond the grain that you eat and the flys on your back.
Pace yourself, you have plenty of time.
Aquarius
Jan. 20 - Feb. 17 : Your romance life may seem fragile today, but only
because your partner is more sensitive than normal. You'll find that his
caring and emotional approach enriches the social situation and allows
you a deeper connection to them. A magical night is coming up, it's time
for you to find a good spot in the field, one where the rest of the herd
hasn't defecated too much for sure. Don't listen to the rumors, your partner
really loves you.
Cancer
June 21 - July 21 : Fragments of your life have been actively neglected
for some time. It's time for you to confront those issues. It will cause
you a bit of trouble though, but a little organization and structure will
teach you a great lesson indeed. Take care of everything now. Put things
in order and be aware your clock is ticking. But don't get too rushed
to forget to stop and graze the lushness around you, it won't last forever.
Scorpio
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21 : You are one ready for mischief. Your friends that
are Cancer will seem to be busy doing things, be sure to spread innocent
rumors about them to Libra and defecate in the most beautiful places in
the field. Try and always be where the Aries are heading. Everyone may
not enjoy your antics, but you will receive great pleasure from it.
Pisces
Feb. 18 - Mar. 19 : Cupid has shot his arrow at your heart today, but
missed. Accept the fact that at this time there is no lover for you in
the herd. Choose a greater passion and graze in all your free time so
that you may fatten up, because I see a great love coming to the herd
in the coming months - and you want to be available and acceptable to
them.